Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that “they’re making the tectonic plates machine washable”.
Do with that information what you please.
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I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:
- This is why I don’t date senators. (Still don’t know why)
- It’s soup day!
- I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
- Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
- Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham…
- (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
You watch OP sleep?
You don’t?
Only on weekends.
I feel judged.
I once asked my ex “Does it have Schweppevesence” in my sleep…
Fun fact: water is thought to play a large role in why Earth has an active plate tectonics system. This system is integral to the development and continued survival of life.
I dreamed someone made me iced tea with cheese in it, woke up and Googled that, and lo and behold.
