The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year agome🦒irlstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down111
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minus-squareSatanicNotMessianiclinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoI am not a professional giraffologist, but I suspect any CPR short of repeatedly backing over the giraffe’s chest with a Jeep would be relatively ineffective.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoMaybe you could jump on its chest. But I don’t have a degree in giraffeology.
I am not a professional giraffologist, but I suspect any CPR short of repeatedly backing over the giraffe’s chest with a Jeep would be relatively ineffective.
Maybe you could jump on its chest.
But I don’t have a degree in giraffeology.