• FinalBoy1975@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Fuck, dude. I’ve been twerking since 1975. Got all my scholarships. What the hell is going on with the world? Got me a nice ass, a hung cock, and a brain. Only thing I got ahead on in life was my fucking brain, so what the hell? Oh yeah, she’s a girl. This story shows you what is wrong with just about everything why I will never return to the USA. The USA, and its bullshit, can kiss my ass. Fellow Americans, all the advice I have for your is this: Get out of there as fast as you can. I married myself a hung, twerking, Spanish man who can twerk all over me like nobody’s business.

    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 months ago

      Alright that’s it I’m learning spanish. Seriously how do I move ? I’ve had it in my head to start putting the pieces in place to move to Spain or Portugal. But I’m an inexperienced 26 year old NEET transfem. I’m not naive, though. I know I’ve gotta twerk like nobody’s ever twerked before if I wanna make my dreams come true.