I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • intensely_human@lemm.ee
    02·
    1 year ago

    We don’t stand that way. It’s “standing” in the sense the butt comes up off the toilet. But the overall posture is still “sitting”.

    • saltnotsugar@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Ok so the Council of Auditable Shats (1998 conference) did mention this is a good hybrid deployment model.