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minus-squarejarfil@beehaw.orgcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago“What if I accidentally forgot to leave the stainless steel cutout with a ruler, can opener, screwdriver, saw, and a couple blade edges on it?” …nah, I always carry it in my wallet, right next to the firestarter fresnel lens.
minus-squareDevi@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoI carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.
minus-squaredeeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoIf you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.
minus-squareDevi@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoIf I’m really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!
“What if I accidentally forgot to leave the stainless steel cutout with a ruler, can opener, screwdriver, saw, and a couple blade edges on it?”
…nah, I always carry it in my wallet, right next to the
firestarterfresnel lens.I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.
If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.
If I’m really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!