• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I would watch this…

    “Computer, transport the core to the where the other highly irradiated vessels are, and then record a subspace message to a Starfleet radiation containment team. Message follows: ‘Help, there is a core breach. Sincerely, Geordie’”

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        1 year ago

        As a starship engineer

        I want the leaking core reactor contained

        So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning

        – Acceptance criteria:

        When a properly trained technician

        Goes in the engineering bay

        With the following equipment: a Geiger counter

        He should detect readings on the background level

        – See you all at the next sprint planning

      • vettnerk
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        1 year ago

        “Stardate 12.34-65,
        Hey, You around?”