• Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      “We should build a time machine”

      “Um, Mr. CEOBot, we build washing machines.”

      “Yes but if we devote all resources to building a time machine we can go back in time and get the original patents and optimize returns.”

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        1 year ago

        Sounds like something that Cave Johnson would say if Aperture successed in copying his mind