“pansexual” apparently means she’s sexually attracted to frying bodily fluids in a pan

Ah yes I bet it’s going to smell amazing

Help me out on her goal. Is she trying to make crispy chicken? What else would she use eggs on fried chicken for?

If yes, then she’d be most interested in the lecithine to make her panade (the crispy crust made from crushed bread). And I do not think (please correct me if you know better) that cum has a high lecithine content. Soooo

One man is usually not even ejaculating enough to substitute for a single egg. Especially not the type of wankers that would respond to this.

OMW… Hope I get there first

lmaooo anything for science

Tastes like chicken, I bet.