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minus-squareinspxtr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoWhen raising the kid, make sure to keep telling them “you’re so weird, it’s like you’re not even from here”, and keep feeding them alien-enriched movies.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-21 year agoAnd unnecessarily refer to other people as human. “Oh, you mean Gary? Your human friend from school?”
minus-squareinspxtr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago“Ma’ ar, your human friend Gary is here to hang out, come down the stairs, don’t phase through the floor”
When raising the kid, make sure to keep telling them “you’re so weird, it’s like you’re not even from here”, and keep feeding them alien-enriched movies.
And unnecessarily refer to other people as human. “Oh, you mean Gary? Your human friend from school?”
“Ma’ ar, your human friend Gary is here to hang out, come down the stairs, don’t phase through the floor”