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geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/4872970
Can’t trust anyone today…
Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??
Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.
Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.
God is a hack writer.
Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He’s a shareholder.
Quite often he doesn’t.
Jesus needs a hair transplant
Anyone would start balding after being crucified.
Plus he’s over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.
Of course he looks great for his age, he’s Italian and gay.
They couldn’t get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead
Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.
Fuck off Jesus
jesus looks like he runs a junkyard
I realized did not laugh for long time ((: