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Japan’s Nissin unveils caffeinated ‘gaming Cup Noodles’ | CNN Business
The noodles will be released in Japan starting September 18, with the garlic and black pepper flavor priced at 280 yen (about $1.90) and the curry flavor sold at 298 yen (about $2).
After the revolution we’re going to come out with a new version of this, but when you open it instead of noodles it contains a GPS tracker and a piece of paper telling you to report to the gulag immediately