Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Red paint

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!
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Green paint too, if you’re color blind.

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