Guess which one he won’t be riding tonight.

Misogyny

A pointless display that only benefits you, and has countless costs for those forced to endure it.

Also, a wedding.

Wait 5 years. she finally figures out he wasn’t really joking.

Equally a waste of money.

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“Here honey, I’ve unstuck your dress from the brake calipers”

Divorce prep

Deciding on an Annulment

Don’t worry baby, I trade them all in for new ones after 5 years.

…at least one useful second use for that unnecessary amount of white cloth. Maybe a bit early though.

I know baby, I know baby, calm down, it’s OK, I’ll get you a professionally detailed tomorrow.

Im NOT driving with this! Clean it up!

wife bad

“Bald Man”