It’s almost as if
I like it that
It’s funny that
It’s weird that
It’s ironic that
so many federated enlightened centrist liberals are getting very scratched because LARPing as the Adults In The Room that Get Shit Done by Making The Hard Decisions like on their Prestige TV treats isn’t really winning the scary tankies over.
Have we no shame, sir? Sir? 
What if I say “It’s almost as if” but follow it with a Mao quote?
:IllAllowIt:
Also, “I’m as leftist as they come” followed by a Mao quote.
I’m as left as they come, but the Maoist revolution against the landlords was [and so on]