• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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      1 year ago

      … something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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        1 year ago

        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

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          1 year ago

          Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole