You rarely lose when you bet on stupid.

I’d like to bet my entire net worth on stupid, please. Odds don’t matter.

It’s not as severe as a blackout because I can still see a few bits and pieces. I like to call it a brownout.

I’ll take “Signs You’ve Never Lived Somewhere With Severe Municipal Energy Restraints Before” for $200.

Further proof G*mers are irredeemable

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