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minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·10 months agoYou just broke soccer. I hope your fucking happy.
minus-squareNeato@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·10 months agoSomeone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams “Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!” and all at once American Football was born. This is a bible story.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoAnd the Lord said “play the big trumpets before the game. And wear the tight pants I told you about”
You just broke soccer. I hope your fucking happy.
Someone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams “Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!” and all at once American Football was born.
This is a bible story.
And the Lord said “play the big trumpets before the game. And wear the tight pants I told you about”
My fucking