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Bravissimo!
Bowie will fit right into the Fediverse if he’s into tooting. :)
He’s a tootin’ professional
🐕💨💨
He full of grace
With inquisitive face
Such elegant styling
Dapper and beguiling
But watch out for rear parts
'Cause he got stinky farts
You’ve perfectly captured Bowie in verse
Way to call out that poor, innocent pooch!
It was definitely the spouse.
They always blame the dog
He’s a fart king and he’s not shy about it