• Norgur@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    If we don’t know what electricity is or where it comes from… How do we make all those wires splurge a bunch of it into your church’s organ where Mrs Abernathy plays the same two tunes every Sunday, eh?

      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        11 months ago

        The techpriests rigged it up after uttering a prayer to the Omnissiah

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          11 months ago

          Priest: “Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today’s prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin”
          Kevin: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!”
          Priest: “And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!”

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        11 months ago

        Necessarily. It’s the same dude that had already wired up the bulbs when God said “Let there be light” :D