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minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·edit-21 年前 So declared J.H. Kellogg Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 年前If bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 年前Wait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?
Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
If bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
Wait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?