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  • REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    To be fair he does have a big rifle on his back.

    To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle, so he should be able to do two flights of stairs faster than a toddler doing the scary ghost crawl from that Japanese horror movie

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I used to do hard core milsim stuff and I can guarantee you even with my broke ass body I could set up and fire faster than that cop. I also wouldn’t drop my mag like a fuckin amateur. That chinese dude though holy shit not beating that lol.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle

      At the point where your police snipers have to do mad dashes up 4 flights of stairs into target shots you fucked up badly somewhere else. At the same time, they probably should be able to do it.

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          Agree, but I’m willing to take “Best SWAT Team Challenge” on it’s own premise here to steelman it. It’s just that even going by it, it doesn’t make a lot of sense because this competition basically operates on videogame logic with no externalities or command

          • REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Oh yeah this is full on tacticool COD brain obstacle course games. But that’s basically all American police cares about, so their performance is pathetic