• stankmut@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      He’s running both the hospital and the insurance company. And it’s apparently good quality insurance, so they aren’t skimping on his treatment. There’s no way both the hospital and the insurance company can be profiting from this guy getting all the bones in his body broken. Not at the same time.

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        Step 1. Sell insurance to criminal.
        Step 2. Beat up criminal.
        Step 3. Advertise loudly that criminal is lucky they have bat insurance or they’d be fucked.
        Step 4. And this is the important one: don’t beat up every single other person that then buys bat insurance, instead beat up those who might want to beat them up.

        • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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          15 hours ago

          Disproportionately beat up those who don’t have bat insurance, and suppress the “conspiracy theory” that there is such a correlation.

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        21 hours ago

        You’re write, I missed that bit. I guess the fear of being disabled makes people want to get insured?