I live a bachelor lifestyle, so I have no food in here. Just alcohol. I hope the mouse figures that out and goes away. I should get some traps in case it doesn’t. I hate killing animals but there’s no practical alternative.

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago
    • Accept that you will bring pain and suffering and death to an innocent being
    • Lay out glue trap
    • Wait
    • Obtain rat stuck to glue (wear gloves)
    • Sincerely apologize to rat
    • Double bag in plastic, tie knot
    • Lay on floor
    • Massive foot stomps ensuring complete flatness
    • Deposit in neighbor’s trashcan
    • Bask in dreary bitterness