This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.
Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it
What Would France Do? Can’t go wrong.
So, uh. Hi <All>.
This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.