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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 days agoWait…you PROTECT the invasive species? Here in Cleveland we have an insect that everybody stomps in the summer. The only invasive species we like in Cleveland is Tim Misney. We KNOW what he does!
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoIn stomping those insects, or by eating crabs? HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS GOT CRABS! So, do you boil em, or deep fry? HEY EVERYBODY! THE CRABS ARE DEEP FRIED, NOT BOILED. What? I’m helping out by getting people interested in your crabs. Everybody wants you to give them crabs now.
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoStomping on them would be legal. The idea is to prevent people from spreading invasive species, but in this case, the law is backfiring because it’s not people spreading the invasive species. It’s already here and spreading on its own.
Wait…you PROTECT the invasive species? Here in Cleveland we have an insect that everybody stomps in the summer.
The only invasive species we like in Cleveland is Tim Misney. We KNOW what he does!
I’m doing my part
In stomping those insects, or by eating crabs?
HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS GOT CRABS!
So, do you boil em, or deep fry?
HEY EVERYBODY! THE CRABS ARE DEEP FRIED, NOT BOILED.
What? I’m helping out by getting people interested in your crabs. Everybody wants you to give them crabs now.
Stomping on them would be legal.
The idea is to prevent people from spreading invasive species, but in this case, the law is backfiring because it’s not people spreading the invasive species. It’s already here and spreading on its own.