REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 hours agoIf chess was invented today you'd have a subreddit full of losers whining about how en passant is unbalanced and the king should have the queen's moveset.message-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down12
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareIf chess was invented today you'd have a subreddit full of losers whining about how en passant is unbalanced and the king should have the queen's moveset.REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareaebletrae [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·14 hours agoThey insist that the point of the game is to capture the now-defenceless queen, at which point the winner screams “Cuck! And mate!”
minus-squareREgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·14 hours agoAlso the queen needs to have big tits
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·13 hours agoInsert that one meme about chess being a NTR harem simulator here
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·14 hours agoDo NOT google “rule 34 chess queen big tits”
minus-squareaebletrae [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·13 hours agoAnd is renamed “M’lady”.
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoIt would be funny if there was a mechanic by which the queen could attract/carry one of its own minor pieces or pawns. Call it “simp”
minus-squareREgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoAlready in the game! When a pawn reaches the end of the board (donated all its money to an e-girl) you can exchange it for a queen.
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoThat’s actually woke because the pawn transitioned into a queen.
They insist that the point of the game is to capture the now-defenceless queen, at which point the winner screams “Cuck! And mate!”
Also the queen needs to have big tits
Insert that one meme about chess being a NTR harem simulator here
Do NOT google “rule 34 chess queen big tits”
And is renamed “M’lady”.
It would be funny if there was a mechanic by which the queen could attract/carry one of its own minor pieces or pawns. Call it “simp”
Already in the game! When a pawn reaches the end of the board (donated all its money to an e-girl) you can exchange it for a queen.
That’s actually woke because the pawn transitioned into a queen.