Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

I gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.

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I gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

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Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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