Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

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If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)

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i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin

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