Sworn brother, help me, I’m stuck in the washing machine
Brings a whole new meaning to “taking an oath in the peach orchard”
Is that your Green Dragon Crescent Blade or are you just happy to see me?
o-oh, uhhh…ah…well uhh…fuck
I’ve been skipping a lot of the nonsense dialogue so sometimes my brain will half read stuff like this and go, ‘wait, wtf did i just read’. This is not the only dialogue line that is like this
Who would win, one beardy boi or Lu Bu?
I want you inside me
Tonight, I wish to etch the features of your face and the sound of your voice into my memory.
“Do not pursue the Lu Bu” has a whole new meaning now
I swear there’s intense sexual tension in all the MC dialogues regardless of gender, even with Dong Zhuo
It can’t be just me, right?