wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days agoHow do I make my farts smell worse?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareHow do I make my farts smell worse?wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
Every once in a while I fart and it smells like something just died. How do I make them smell like that all the time?
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·17 days agoThe key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down.
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·17 days agoAhh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars
The key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down.
Ahh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars