How do I make my farts smell worse?

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days ago

Every once in a while I fart and it smells like something just died. How do I make them smell like that all the time?

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Eat your own poop, until it becomes hyper concentrated source: my dogs
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  that’s fowl
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    A canine actually

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