A portal opened in front of my car today and I hit a time traveler. I cradled him in my arms and he gave me some pages from a journal. His dying words: “take this and publish it to r/Buttcoin. The world must know what awaits it. I fear, however, trying to change the future is futile.” Here it is. : r/Buttcoin
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Thursday, July 27, 2023 5:30 am -My alarm goes off blaring random Leo Wolf clips. When he says “I want you to deal with

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