Pippin is learning new tricks and always joins when we take a walk through the park: Ergo, Pippin is a dog.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    11 hours ago

    “I created the world in which you find yourself, and you continue to exist in it on my every whim. Do not mistake your continued existence as some kind of fortune, because you have already made the horrid mistake of continuing to be.”

    Alternative translation: “Yo. I’m in a fucking tree. It’s pretty dope, and I’m wondering why you aren’t. Get in the fucking tree, my dude.”