“Then take the other half with you, it’s hand-held food. The whole point is you can take it to go.”
“They don’t allow food on the bus.”
“Whatever, I’ll eat the other half. Have a good day. BOY! DID YOU FINISH YOUR WAFFLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER? I NEED YOU TO SIT ON THE POTTY SO FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST! Oh, hey, did you want toast or english muffin or something, Hon?”
“Nnnnnnhghh… just coffee…”
“It’s already out to cool down, there on the stove. I WILL THROW OUT THAT WAFFLE IF YOU DON’T FINISH IT WE HAVE TO GOOOO!”
I feel like that would get the “breakfast is happening” vibe out there.
Could just as easily do like I do for my family:
“You wanted bagel with cream cheese, right?”
“I only have time for half.”
“Then take the other half with you, it’s hand-held food. The whole point is you can take it to go.”
“They don’t allow food on the bus.”
“Whatever, I’ll eat the other half. Have a good day. BOY! DID YOU FINISH YOUR WAFFLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER? I NEED YOU TO SIT ON THE POTTY SO FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST! Oh, hey, did you want toast or english muffin or something, Hon?”
“Nnnnnnhghh… just coffee…”
“It’s already out to cool down, there on the stove. I WILL THROW OUT THAT WAFFLE IF YOU DON’T FINISH IT WE HAVE TO GOOOO!”
I feel like that would get the “breakfast is happening” vibe out there.
“They don’t allow food on the bus”? Seriously? Has you family never snuck food into a movie theater before?
Just stick the bagel in a sandwich bag, and hide it under your coat or in your bag. Eat it at your destination. It’s not hard to pull off.