Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agoWhats your stupidest joke?message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareWhats your stupidest joke?Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareLvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·20 days agoMost of my dumb jokes don’t work in English, but here’s some that do: A Buddhist goes to the hot dog stall. What does he ask for? “Make me one with everything.” You heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted some space!
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·20 days agoAfter handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change. The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
minus-squareYouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoThe Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
Most of my dumb jokes don’t work in English, but here’s some that do:
After handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change.
The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
The Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
That’s a good one!