Elon Musk isn’t an outlier taking on the world, he’s just the first to ditch the mask.

: “Silly commies, the private sector can be trusted to do the right thing! Look how sustainable and socially responsible we are!”

: “Stupid leftists think they’re rebelling but look at how ethical porky is! That’s disgusting! Hey porky! Be less ethical! Us consumers demand it!”

: “With pleasure!”

: “I’m back to pandering to you now, Mr. Lowest common denominator!”

: “Thanks! Never betray me again!…As I was saying…you leftists have no idea what it’s like to be marginalized for your political beliefs like I do!”