8 January, Juche 114, Central Luxury Mansion-

Citing their lack of stuffing and various injuries, Marshal Sasha today confirmed full diplomatic protections for the Happy Family under the terms of the 1951 Refugee Convention. He cited the need for humanitarian principles as a basic foundation for civil society. General Secretary Sasha Bear was last seen picking Baby Squirrel up in his mouth and throwing it across the room in front of its parents while they screamed at him in thick Texan accents, much to his delight. -0-