Oh no, the septic tanks are being tainted…

It’s not a bug it’s a feature.

Washington think tanks exist solely as a tool to allow money to set policy.

This is like saying radiation exposure is tainting cancer.

Think Tanks were always private groups taking private money to influence policy.

Think tanks are the result of people with money working to corrupt the political system. Tainting them is pointless.

Someone should set up a campaign group named Citizens For Integrity In Think Tanks to tackle this pressing issue.

Dark money (meme frowny face)

Dank money (meme considering slightly positively face)

an entity that doesn’t need to show its financial books and directly influence politics. Who’d of thought. /s