Lemmygradkoopa@lemmygrad.ml to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days agoVampires represented the aristocracy and are weak to religious artifacts, what would a vampire capitalist be weak to?message-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareVampires represented the aristocracy and are weak to religious artifacts, what would a vampire capitalist be weak to?Lemmygradkoopa@lemmygrad.ml to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 days agoThat would actually be a good bit in a post-revolution movie about a ragtag team of working class misfits taking on capitalists. Act one - workers vs an American capitalist: : “Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pig!” Shows them just a video of a train working. : “NOOOOOOOOOO!1!1!” explodes Act two - workers vs a more competent team of capitalists from idk, France and Japan: : “Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pigs!” Shows them just a video of a train working. : “violently laughing…no no, I’m sorry…I’m sorry. You thought that was going to defeat us? We’re not Americans, even us capitalists like trains here!”
That would actually be a good bit in a post-revolution movie about a ragtag team of working class misfits taking on capitalists.
Act one - workers vs an American capitalist:
: “Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pig!” Shows them just a video of a train working.
: “NOOOOOOOOOO!1!1!” explodes
Act two - workers vs a more competent team of capitalists from idk, France and Japan:
: “Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pigs!” Shows them just a video of a train working.
: “violently laughing…no no, I’m sorry…I’m sorry. You thought that was going to defeat us? We’re not Americans, even us capitalists like trains here!”