please let it be Trump that meets them that would be so fucking funny.
Folks, these Trisolarans, they’re bad news. They called me up and the phone, they said “Donald, Donald, you’re a bug.” And they were so rude, so rude! I told them "I’m not a bug, actually, and none of my very good friends are bugs. And we’re not going to go easy on them, folks. We’re gonna build big beautiful spaceships with rockets and missiles and lasers, so many lasers, and they’re gonna be shaking in their boots. They’re gonna be so scared they’re gonna give us a big beautiful teardrop, so smooth and beautiful, to say how sorry they are.Thank you Mr. President :07:
the average galaxy produces about 100 technological species in its lifespan. we’re probably the only space-faring species in this galaxy and maybe 1 in every thousand galaxies in the universe currently hosts one
source I guesstimated
2025 is the year then baby.
source I guesstimated
Frank Drake, 1961
I tried to ran the calculations in a dream and they are 100% correct according to it.
That’s funny, because it’s also the year of the linux desktop!
Coincidence? Aliens prefer open source software.
Aw shit i made the same joke before checking the thread.
Great minds think alike
“folks, I saw them, they looked straight out of central casting”He’d for sure say that about the tall blonde hair blue eyed nordic alien race.
Trump saluting an alien like the North Korean generals when he met with Kim Jong-Un
Then threatening fire and fury like a week later when they don’t immediately bow down to US might. Then sending a love letter the week after that.
The aliens would be so confused!
I actually had a perfect phone call with The Arbiter. Some are saying he likes energy swords as much as I do. He’s doing four jaws, he’s doing backwards legs like emu, we’re doing, many things frankly. But we’re doing incredible deals with the Sangheili, and he does like holding my hand very much. Great guy, I will say this. But we gotta do nukes for the aliens, a lot of people are saying this. But he does love holding my hand, with aliens hand with the double thumb. Great guy though!
I’ve already met aliens
Xenomorphs don’t count, sweetie.
Cheer up alien-chan.
First contact is always imminent for these people
Every year is first contact year to these weirdos
They want you speculating about whether there are other worlds in the heavens so that you don’t demand disclosure of the afterlife. The truth is out there whether skeletons are real
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