I thought “not the onion” wasn’t supposed to be satire, except I don’t know if this even counts as satire, this is just dumb. Literally the same joke, every time.
It’s the same exact shit as "how can you tell someone’s vegan? - THEY’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT!!!, yet in my entire 30+ years of life I’ve never heard anyone ever say they’re vegan or vegetarian or anything unless asked about, but I have a feeling I won’t stop hearing someone announce that they eat meat AND MEAT ONLY or some shit like that until I die.
Shit got tired before it even started, because it’s just the same old shit in a different wrapper.
I thought “not the onion” wasn’t supposed to be satire, except I don’t know if this even counts as satire, this is just dumb. Literally the same joke, every time.
This is the sort of fantasy right wingers imagine themselves pulling off in the name… I dunno freedom?
Exactly.
“Owning the [insert taste of the month]”.
It’s the same exact shit as "how can you tell someone’s vegan? - THEY’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT!!!, yet in my entire 30+ years of life I’ve never heard anyone ever say they’re vegan or vegetarian or anything unless asked about, but I have a feeling I won’t stop hearing someone announce that they eat meat AND MEAT ONLY or some shit like that until I die.
Shit got tired before it even started, because it’s just the same old shit in a different wrapper.
Wait…I thought the onion was satire and ‘not the onion’ was news so pythonesque it looks like satire?
No that’s it exactly, lol, we’re getting lost in a jungle of double-negatives.
stickjokeI thought the one joke was “I identify as an attack helicopter”