One more thing. They set up grief counseling for those who had a piece of red meat touch their cheeks AND those who endured watching the uncooked bovine slices flying through the air. Afterwards they climbed into their EVs and headed to their tree houses. It is California, you know.
Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.
Couple that with “larry’s secret garden ojai” not apparently existing.
Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
Thank you lol the first thing I thought when I saw was no way this real?! While laughing because look, that’s just a funny headline to read out loud. Seriously, read it aloud to someone.
This has only seemingly been picked up by:
Some kinda head tilting quotes:
Couple that with “larry’s secret garden ojai” not apparently existing.
It’s not not the onion
I found this on the About section of the page:
Sauce: https://dailynewsreported.com/about-us/
“Comedy website”
So yeah this is fake.
Now I’m curious what these superficial wounds were.
Light bruising most likely.
Thank you lol the first thing I thought when I saw was no way this real?! While laughing because look, that’s just a funny headline to read out loud. Seriously, read it aloud to someone.