Putin just pissed on your shoes, what are you going to do?
How about an equal retaliation? I propose that NATO should calculate what fraction of Finland’s international bandwidth was cut, NATO should cut Internet cables to Russia in quantity sufficient to disconnect a similar proportion.
Also, arrest everyone on that boat.
Revoke Russian ship’s right to “innocent passage” out of the Baltic Sea. Since it cannot be assumed to be innocent anymore.
I say we fully cut them off completely.
Higher possibility for a revolt as people are attached to the Internet.
Also, arrest everyone on that boat.
Throw them overboard.
Keelhaul them till they’re sober!
(Early in the morning…)
What is always done: roll over, lube up the asshole, pull the cheeks open and shout “one more time uncle putler!”
Are you thinking of america?
Yes. Apologies for not being clear about that