I’ll go first [CW racism]
“Did you know they just passed a law in Afghanistan that women aren’t even talk to each other anymore?” - My Zionist cousin at Xmas dinner.
The rest of the family proceeded to spend half an hour ranting about how terrible Arabs are.
…so, how’s your holiday been? 
Someone got my sibling this book about “longtermism.” I warned them that it might be a little fashy.