: “You commies have no idea what you’re talking about! Of COURSE the bourgeoisie class can be trusted to do the right thing.”

: “You tell ‘em, porky classic. I’m going to actually give back to the world that has been more than kind to me! Businesses can be ethical too!”

: “Nooooooo! Disgusting do-gooder empaths like you were never SUPPOSED to be wealthy! This is an outrage!”

All the outrage of so-called “coastal elites” is the ruling class trying to call lesser capitalists “class traitors” without obviously saying the term “class traitor” and inadvertently giving us lowly poors some ideas.