Like A Duck@programming.dev to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat kinda game is that?programming.devimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down124cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageWhat kinda game is that?programming.devLike A Duck@programming.dev to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square39fedilinkcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareWilzax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·edit-21 year agothat’s good, but real computer programming is more like Error: file “PeanutButter.h” not found Exit status code 1
minus-squareEuroNutellaMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 year agoThat’s because you’re a noob and forgot to add this at the end: If work == false: fix(yourself)
minus-squarefkn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoWhat language is this capital I If acceptable and how do I purge it from my brain.
minus-squareEuroNutellaMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 year agoEnglish and you purge it by invading Britain and forcing them to speak a cool language like Italian or Spanish
minus-squareSaltyIceteaMakerlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoPssst if the company’s realise it’s that easy then they wont need anyone to fix it
minus-squareBoinketh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoExit status code -3736228494 In a Java program that isn’t supposed to be able to break like that
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago“Yes. Of course I have one exit status code. How do I look at it?”
that’s good, but real computer programming is more like
Error: file “PeanutButter.h” not found
Exit status code 1
That’s because you’re a noob and forgot to add this at the end:
If work == false: fix(yourself)What language is this capital I If acceptable and how do I purge it from my brain.
English and you purge it by invading Britain and forcing them to speak a cool language like Italian or Spanish
Pssst if the company’s realise it’s that easy then they wont need anyone to fix it
Exit status code -3736228494
In a Java program that isn’t supposed to be able to break like that
“Yes. Of course I have one exit status code. How do I look at it?”