NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

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Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

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Fools.

Santa has an infinite number of trans-dimensional intra-temporal superluminal decoys.

Y’all just got on the permanent naughty list.
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  Heey santa sorry about shooting you dow…oh no…

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