What the fuck do they want?
Can they text first?
Maybe just text
Maybe just a status message without obligation to write back
I mean … at least they’re really far away?
if they are using the phone function of my phone, we are not friends.
At least it’s a phone call. No eye contact required!
But it’s a phone call. Please just text me instead.
Very true. There are definitely calls that could just be texts…
“…except in bed”?
I don’t get it?
in bed?
you’re god damned right in bed.
Fucking Billy. Every time it’s him. All I ask is he give a heads up text first. Great dude though, one of my closest friends.
Edit: he’s distant in terms of physical space
At least you can be assured it was chicken.
Hi soon
*Soon. It’s a name. Needs a capital letter.
Better change phone numbers without telling anyone just to be safe
“Jesse we need to cook”
If they’re distant…we’re not friends…fortune cookie prophet. A pox on thee!
