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If you think the internet only has squeaky clean porn I have some news…
Kragehund needs to read Egyptian mythology, literal feminine floods are the starting point. I recommend Bastet and Taweret.
Sex is the founding point of most primal religions.
Well take me to church
makes sense. sex is awesome, and sex is creation.
Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet
I think that was part of the humor intended. Because it was spelled with a lower case m, which (ignoring the author’s possibility of mistakes) means it was referring to the smell and not the person.
You are contributing to the problem
I just lost the game!
While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.
This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it’s just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees
And it wears me out…
Tbh Europeans of the start of the nineteenth century had this too, but with Napoleon.
Who was turned away for losing and putting hundreds of thousands to their early grave. And then the king came back and they were like ‘oh this Napoleon guy wasn’t so bad after all.’
And then Napoleon lost again, got exiled and again the king retuned, people became so desirous of late Napoleon again that they elevated his nephew to emperor.
So you can say at least that however bad technocrats are, kings seem to be worse, by a margin.
it turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Same. I’ve filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I’m just so tired.
Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I’d fuck a civet.
(I wouldn’t because civets can’t consent. So I guess there’s a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)
But would you fuck a Civic?
Let the civet fuck you, then it’s consensual.
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in civet
Time to roast and brew
And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don’t have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
“pheromones is when a lil stinky”
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y’all don’t like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
but not heeded
Atta boy
Name checks out
What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?
If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
I’m really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
They are frequently wrong.
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Damn, this got me feeling some kind of way
My buddies will love this one
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Well u know what I just read a gross manga of having sex and throwing semon on girl ass while popping and also on the poop 💩. Gross as hell and now cannot eat or think about sex properly.
not your kink then, now you know to avoid anything with “scat” in the tags
The priest was throwing down his sermon, while high on girl ass, and popping, while standing in poop?..all at the same time?
Was the sermon about gross manga or having sex?
Not sermon. “Semon”. It’s Jamaican cum.
Didn’t know that. Going with the rest of the Grammer, I just thought it was a typo (seamen).
I just typed up the scenario that I thought up after reading your post.
Well your just broadened my horizon
Exactly.
