There’s no prior authorization for thoughts and prayers.
my beliefs prevent me from providing prayers.
Lmao that’s fucking perfect
We’ve received your request for additional sympathy. Our advanced AI systems will now determine your claim’s eligibility.
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Oh, sorry, looks like it’s been denied.
Brian Robert Thompson murdered 51,000 innocent human beings.
Please cite a source. It’s gotta be much higher than that.
It is a reasonable first order estimate. See a comment here. I think I will organize this a bit better and make a blog post on this tomorrow. But suffice to say, 51,000 is a good baseline number, based on UHC’s share of the private insurance market and the length of Thompson’s tenure as CEO of UHC. It could be as high as 100,000. But really, at this scale, it ceases to matter. You can only really comprehend it in comparative terms. And his number of victims was order of magnitude greater than that of Osama Bin Ladin.
I’m no math wizard but I’ve read 68k people die per year from preventable shit due to denied claims. Brian worked at United since 2004, CEO since 2021 so he contributed directly or indirectly to that number of deaths per year, at least the portion United is responsible for. United has double the industry average of rejected claims.
It’s def higher than OP states.
Thank you for needing the working class to exist. We have received and reviewed your request for sympathy towards your continued indifference to human suffering. Unfortunately we must reject your claim…
Who didn’t expect them to pick that side?
The persecution complex is going to get even more people killed as CEOs grow more paranoid and bodyguards more trigger happy.
Sure, just as soon as they meet our demands for better compensation.
#No
Fuck the American oligarchy!
